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Elevator Song
03:46
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Elevator Song
...Nothing fucks with my death trip like getting on an elevator with a bunch of other people. Everyone's all crowded up against me, touching each other as if they knew each other, as if they'd lived in the womb together. And all these businessmen keep on talking about “what it takes.” And that fat, desperate, sweaty housewife is just gasping for a morphine milkshake. And that five year old child... he keeps licking chocolate syrup from his fingers...And then he grabs my hand. He has the audacity to grab my hand, probably thinking I'm his father. But I'm not his father! I would NEVER subject myself to child rearing! I just wanna get to the top of Trump Tower, here, and maybe meet my inevitable death.
nobody minds
weight capacity guidelines
on elevators in New York anymore
'cause everybody has a secret cluster fuck wish
but I, for one, am done with all them pointless
humanity trips
some body just touched me
but I don't wanna feel too close to humanity
humans are clusters of genital thrusters
but I am not part of this animal body
uh, please don't touch me
I am not a part of this... at all...
and on the very top story
floors are tiled with bodies
pulsing and breathing and blocking my way out
pulsing and breathing and blocking my way out
oh sweet fucking Jesus
I hope no one gets out of bed tomorrow
maybe I should just grow a pair
you know, turn the tables around
maybe watch THEM die instead
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walking down the alley
where you once slept
in your dewy tents
with your sewer pets
wanting to smell your dank black cap
the one that the rain drips on
that the rain drips on
it drips on and on
hoping against hope that you'll come climbing
over the dumpster, smiling and honking
honking your big red shiny nose
honking your bid red shiny nose
honking your big red shiny nose
come to me, you alleyway clown
come to me
come back to me
come to me
come back to me
you had spirits, you had stories
your blanket's old, but it's okay
cause it smells
of memories
of memories, of memories
of memories, of memories
come back to me
I need some adventure in my life
come back to me, you alley way clown
I won't find a bit of piece until you're found
hovering in ghostly flames
above the alley way
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Caution: Colon Tender
02:40
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there are no virginities
in the lost and found
there are no virginities
in the lost and found
so don't drop your unbusted hymen
on your way off the school ground
school ground
so don't drop your unbusted hymen
on your way off the school ground
school ground
you only get one
you only get to lose it once
I challenge you
not to try and play hide and go seek
not to try and take a little peek
of a teenage girl
in the nude
or a teenage boy
in the nude
if only to
remember your dead high school lover
you and your dead high school lover
you used to play hanky panky
hank panky hanky panky
oh, I miss you baby
oh, baby
you look so young tonight
care for a drink?
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Shit B'roque
04:08
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well listen up friends
today we're gonna talk about meat and fish
or anything else with bones, if you wish
'cause humans are here to kill animals
and put 'em in their mouths
yeah! that's what I'm talking about
pork chops and lamb chops and t-bone steak
these are the things that I think are great
beans and rice will only suffice if they're
soaked in pork fat or duck grease
no to a meal of grains without a slab
of something that once had blood
pumping through its veins
through its veins
through its veins
if they didn't want to get fetched up in our greedy hands
how come they're so fetching? I saw Lamb Chop the other day
totally looking at me suggestively
Lamb Chop was totally desperate
have you never once been enticed
to sink your teeth into the thighs
of a three month old piggy... or cow?
I don't believe you've never once been
just a little bit tempted to indulge in
the carnivorous persuasion
is this a hobby
or is it a habit?
I bit the horse's leg
and it turned to me and said
“if we didn't eat them
we would probably
eat our children”
oh, hi there, Piggy
what are you doing tonight?
oh me? I'm just having some friends come in from out of town
but you should really think about stopping by
'cause the main dish
it's going to be a really, really big surprise
probably the biggest surprise of your life
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Cavity Complex
02:55
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she wants a borderline autistic boy
with several Christ complexes
a bicycle wheel spinning
in his solar-plexus
a giant penis that shoots petals
of wisdom instead of cum-cum
(insightful semen that settles
in punks and blues
all about her room)
in bedrooms...
in bedrooms she gets the best
the best she could ask for
she wants a-
she want an angel headed
su-suppository
up inside her
modern day love story...
love stories make me sick
I'll just stick this
suppository up inside it
and when she finds that kind of guy
I'm gonna shove my head so far up her ass
and then she can shit me out
and my head will roll, roll, roll
across the bedroom floor
'cause she made me cry
'cause she made me cry
now I wanna
now I wanna
get pushed out of her
she has the worst taste in people
it's totally unforgivable
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